I'm stuck at work with nothing to do, so I googled "quotes on being short". Here's some of the pros and cons of being short that I found and a few based on my personal experiences. Enjoy!
~Pros~
1 ~ You feel the rain after everyone else.
2 ~ People will get things for you so you don't have to get a chair.
3 ~ Better view of ants.
4 ~ Don't run into doorframes.
5 ~ Less chance of getting hit by a UFO. (?!?!)
6 ~ Able to duck down faster. (not seeing the logic in this one!)
7 ~ Move around in crowds faster.
8 ~ Can wear HIGH heels and not seem like a giant.
9 ~ Hiding from the boogey-man is much easier.
10 ~ The weather is cooler down here.
11 ~ You(girls) can wear skirts taller girls can't cuz their just right for you but too short for them!
12 ~ Rarely ever have to worry about hitting your head.
~Cons~
1 ~ Always have to stand in front for group pics.
2 ~ Must get a chair for anything above the first shelf in the kitchen cabinets(or use a spatula - that's what I do!!!).
3 ~ Have to use a step-stool just to reach the top of your car when washing it(I'm going to get me a scrubbie-on-a-stick one of these days!!!).
4 ~ More often than not get stuck behind tall people (or tall hair) at conferences and spend the entire service acting like a bobblehead trying to see around them/it.
5 ~ Get backaches trying to rest your arms on your desk that's 6 inches to tall(Yes, this one's personal! I'm going to have to start sitting on a pillow.).
6 ~ 5 extra pounds looks like 10
7 ~ In most chairs your feet don't touch the floor unless you slouch.
Most of us short people have experienced almost all of these. Tell me if there's something I'm missing that needs to be added!
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